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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 09:58
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why Elon Musk's satellites are 'dropping like flies' - Yahoo
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Vice President JD Vance Just Delivered Incredible News to Bitcoin Investors - Yahoo Finance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Federal judge clears way for NYC broker fee ban to begin - Gothamist
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
OpenAI Wants to get College Kids Hooked on AI - Gizmodo
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Retailers Seen Using Stablecoins to Push Back Against Card Fees - Bloomberg
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No, not a chance
No way
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is LGBTQ destroying the world?
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..